32 Ways to Get Hurt (Maybe Killed) In Pirates of the Caribbean
1) Say the name ‘Jack Sparrow’ in front of Giselle and Scarlet.
2) Insult the Governor’s wig.
3) Steal Jack’s hat and make him ‘jump for it’.
4) Sic the monkey on Norrington! –And laugh. Really hard. And for good measure, tweak his nose.
5) Reveal to the world how he betrayed Elizabeth when she could have left him in a pig pen.
6) If male, kiss Elizabeth with Will watching. If female, kick Elizabeth with Will watching.
7) Insult Barbosa’s hat.
8) Call Jack the Monkey ‘Curious George’.
9) Call any ship ‘a boat’.
10) List the Top Five reason why Elizabeth likes Will better than Norrington to Norrington. Over and over again. 1- a lot more good-looking. 2- No stupid wigs for Will. 3- Will would do anything for Elizabeth. Including associating with pirates. 4- Will always looks good. You won’t find him covered in mud in a pig pen. 5- Better karma. It says it all.
11) Take away Jack’s rum.
12) Call Davy Jones ‘a softy’.
13) Ask Norrington why he doesn’t have a cool hat like Jack.
14) While Norrington, take a permanent marker and draw on his face. Be sure to include: A) a goatee. Like Jack’s. B) A moustache. Again, like Jack’s. C) Make it seem like he’s wearing eyeliner.
15) Be cheerful around Davy Jones.
16) Criticize Davy Jones’s ability to play the organ.
17) When Davy Jones walks by, start saying ‘here, fishy, fishy… Here fishy-fishy!’
18) Make up a song about how Norrington betrayed Elizabeth, Will, and good ol’ Jack. Always sing this.
19) Give Barbosa’s hat to the Kraken.
20) Go fishing on the Black Pearl. When someone asks why, reply, ‘I’m fishing for Krakens.’
21) Follow Jack around and keep saying ‘Beckett is your uncle!’
22) Cut Jack’s hair.
23) If you’re on the Black Pearl, go Buddhist. Claim that you’re trying to make the world more peaceful.
24) Follow Beckett around, saying ‘Make way! Make way! The Great Twit is coming through!’
25) Call Norrington a mama’s boy.
26) Gloat to Norrington how he let Jack escape.
27) Tell Norrington that the smell of pigs never wore off.
28) Keep asking Will, ‘do you like Anna-Maria?’
29) Steal Anna-Maria’s boat- ship- thingy.
30) Eat Squid in front of Davy Jones, claiming it’s the Kraken.
31) Follow Davy Jones around, calling him the Bogeyman.
32) Play keep away with Ragetti's eye
2) Insult the Governor’s wig.
3) Steal Jack’s hat and make him ‘jump for it’.
4) Sic the monkey on Norrington! –And laugh. Really hard. And for good measure, tweak his nose.
5) Reveal to the world how he betrayed Elizabeth when she could have left him in a pig pen.
6) If male, kiss Elizabeth with Will watching. If female, kick Elizabeth with Will watching.
7) Insult Barbosa’s hat.
8) Call Jack the Monkey ‘Curious George’.
9) Call any ship ‘a boat’.
10) List the Top Five reason why Elizabeth likes Will better than Norrington to Norrington. Over and over again. 1- a lot more good-looking. 2- No stupid wigs for Will. 3- Will would do anything for Elizabeth. Including associating with pirates. 4- Will always looks good. You won’t find him covered in mud in a pig pen. 5- Better karma. It says it all.
11) Take away Jack’s rum.
12) Call Davy Jones ‘a softy’.
13) Ask Norrington why he doesn’t have a cool hat like Jack.
14) While Norrington, take a permanent marker and draw on his face. Be sure to include: A) a goatee. Like Jack’s. B) A moustache. Again, like Jack’s. C) Make it seem like he’s wearing eyeliner.
15) Be cheerful around Davy Jones.
16) Criticize Davy Jones’s ability to play the organ.
17) When Davy Jones walks by, start saying ‘here, fishy, fishy… Here fishy-fishy!’
18) Make up a song about how Norrington betrayed Elizabeth, Will, and good ol’ Jack. Always sing this.
19) Give Barbosa’s hat to the Kraken.
20) Go fishing on the Black Pearl. When someone asks why, reply, ‘I’m fishing for Krakens.’
21) Follow Jack around and keep saying ‘Beckett is your uncle!’
22) Cut Jack’s hair.
23) If you’re on the Black Pearl, go Buddhist. Claim that you’re trying to make the world more peaceful.
24) Follow Beckett around, saying ‘Make way! Make way! The Great Twit is coming through!’
25) Call Norrington a mama’s boy.
26) Gloat to Norrington how he let Jack escape.
27) Tell Norrington that the smell of pigs never wore off.
28) Keep asking Will, ‘do you like Anna-Maria?’
29) Steal Anna-Maria’s boat- ship- thingy.
30) Eat Squid in front of Davy Jones, claiming it’s the Kraken.
31) Follow Davy Jones around, calling him the Bogeyman.
32) Play keep away with Ragetti's eye
posted by artimis at 4:08 PM
4 Comments:
32) Play keep away with Ragetti's eye.
LOL!
whats an another 1?
PotC is overrated!
STOP PLEASE!!!!!
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