Couldn't Resist Mate

Be Warned there are spoilers read at your own risk!
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Gibbs: And what's your story sailor.
Norrington: My story? Exactly the same as yours only one chapter behind. Once I chased a man across the seven seas. The persuit cost me my crew, my commission, and my life.
Gibbs: Commodore?
Norrington: No, Not anymore weren't you listening! I nearly had you all off company. If it weren't for that hurricane.
Gibbs: Dear Lord. You didn't try to sail through it?
Norrington: So do I make your crew, or not? You didn't say where your going. Somewhere Nice!
[Tips over table]
Norrington: So am I worthy to serve under captain Jack Sparrow. Or should I just kill you now?
Jack Sparrow: Ah, Your hired.
Norrington: Sorry, old habbits non the less.

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Norrington: Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliever it, and get my life back.
Jack Sparrow: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.

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Davey Jones: Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lead bail? All your sins punished? I can offer you an escape.
Crewmember: Don't listen to him!
Davey Jones: Do you not, fear death?
Crewmember: I'll take my chances sir.
Davey Jones: To the deapths.
Davey Jones: I can prolong your judgment. Join my crew. Serve one-hundred years before the mast. Will ye serve.
Crewmember: I, I, I will serve.
Davey Jones: Grand.

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Tia Dalma: Davey Jones can't go on land, so you need to keep land with you
[hands Jack a jar of dirt]
Tia Dalma: ...
Jack Sparrow: A jar of dirt? Is this supposed to help?
Tia Dalma: Do you want to give it back?
Jack Sparrow: [clutching the dirt] NO!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

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Maccus: [the cursed pirates are going ashore to retrieve the chest] You trust us to act in your stead?
Davey Jones: I trust you to know what awaits you, should you fail!

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Norrington: Come on, men! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?
Elizabeth Swann: [Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head] I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!

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Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the Letters, give them back.
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how handle a sword.
Jack Sparrow: As I said... Persuade me.

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Mr. Mercer: The last of our ships has returned.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Is there any news on the chest?
Mr. Mercer: None. But one of our ships found a man adrift at sea.
[drops the Letters of Marque on the desk]
Mr. Mercer: He had these.
[Beckett opens the letter to look at it before looking up at Norrington]
Norrington: I took the liberty of filling in my name.
Lord Cutler Beckett: If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. Do you have the Compass?
Norrington: [shakes his head] Better.
[tosses a bag onto Beckett's desk]
Norrington: The heart of Davey Jones.

*Punchs the c**** out of Norrington*
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Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner who is being carried off by the cannibals] Save me!
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Will Turner: [ready to open Davy Jones' Chest] I keep the promises I make, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it.
Norrington: [Norrington draws his sword, points it at Will] I can't let you do that, either. So sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
Norrington: [Norrington points his sword at Jack] Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it, I get my life back.
Jack Sparrow: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.
[three-way sword fight ensues]

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Will Turner: [while in a cage made of bones] What happened to the rest of the crew?
Gibbs: These cages weren't here when we arrived.

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Jack Sparrow: [After falling down stairs with jar of dirt] Got it!

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Tia Dalma: Would ya sail to de ends of de earth?

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Jack Sparrow: My eyesight is as good as ever!!
[in reference to the newly exposed Black Spot...surrounded by a slight fringe of hair...on Captain Sparrow's palm]

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Cotton's Parrot: Awk, don't eat me.
Will Turner: I'm not going to eat you.

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Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message?
[slaps Will in the face]

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Elizabeth Swann: I've come to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: Deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth?
[turns to Mr. Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

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Jack Sparrow: [Talking about Jack's debt to Jones] You already have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there.
Davey Jones: One soul is not equal to another.
Jack Sparrow: Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price.

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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by.

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Crewmember: I have one arm and a bum leg.
Gibbs: It's the crow's nest for you.

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Marty: [after burning off a few of the Kraken's tentacles] Did we kill it?
Gibbs: No...we just made it angry.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Jones' terrible leviathan will find you. It'll drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it!
Jack Sparrow: Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: I already told you, Jack.
[he grabs Jack's hand and folds it into a fist, as if handing him something]
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: He comes now...with ravenous hunger...for the man what bears the Black Spot.
[Jack unfolds his hand and sees the Black Spot appear on his palm]

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Gibbs: [Jack's hat is blown overboard while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail]
Gibbs: Veer about!
Jack Sparrow: No! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously]
Jack Sparrow: R-run!
[he runs away]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs]
Gibbs: Jack--
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing.

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Will Turner: [watching the cursed pirates play Liar's Dice] What are they wagering?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Oh, the only thing we have left. Years of service.

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Will Turner: I challenge Davey Jones!
[everyone stops talking as Jones' footsteps are heard above; he suddenly appears in the doorway]
Davey Jones: [smugly] I accept.
[the board is set up between the two players]
Davey Jones: The stakes?
Will Turner: My soul. An eternity of servitude.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No!
Davey Jones: [smirks at Bootstrap Bill, then turns to Will] Against...?
Will Turner: I want this.
[he hands Jones the drawing of the key; Jones and the crew are shocked]
Davey Jones: How do you know of the key?
Will Turner: That's not part of the game, now is it?

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Once you've sworn an oath to the Dutchman, there's no leaving it.
Will Turner: I've sworn no oath.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [grasps Will's shoulders] Then you must get away.

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Jack Sparrow: [To Elizabeth] One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you wont be able to resist.

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Guard: Mr. Swann...
Governor Weatherby Swann: Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?

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Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad...
[wipes the slime from his face]
Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on]
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie.
[smiles and draws his sword]

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Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

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Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!

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Tia Dalma: The compass you bartered from me it can't lead you to this?
Jack Sparrow: Maybe.
Tia Dalma: Ah, Jack Sparrow doesn't know what he wants.

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Elizabeth Swann: It is real!
Norrington: My God, you actually *were* telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.
Elizabeth Swann: Will!
[she runs over to him and they kiss]
Elizabeth Swann: I came to find you.
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate, a pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?
Will Turner: No, but I do have to thank you for leaving me on the Dutchman.
Elizabeth Swann: What?
Jack Sparrow: What?
Will Turner: Because of you I was reunited with my father.
Jack Sparrow: Well, you're welcome.

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Elizabeth Swann: [As she watches Jack escape on a boat] You coward.

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Elizabeth Swann: [To Jack] Curiosity. You're going to want it. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.

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Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

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Pintel: Pull loose the mooring line!
Ragetti: He's got me eye! I've got to get it back.
Pintel: Well how'd you get it the last time?

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Marty: [looking at the cloth] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a draw-ring of a key.
[the crew stares at him for a few seconds]
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen...what do keys do?
Leech: Keys...unlock...t'ings?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: [looks as if he is about to nod his head, then stops] No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So...we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

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Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, it seems we have a need to travel upriver.
Gibbs: By "need" do you mean a trifling need, a fleeting need, more of a passing fancy?
Jack Sparrow: No. I mean a resolute and unyielding need.

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Jack Sparrow: [heavily] It's only a ship, mate.

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Elizabeth Swann: [to Lord Beckett] Consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night.

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Ragetti: [studies his upside-down Bible intently, then looks up] Well, I say it was divine providence what escaped us from jail.
Pintel: And *I* say it was me bein' clever.
[turns to the dog with the keys]
Pintel: Ain't that right, Poochie?
Ragetti: How do you know it wasn't divine providence what inspired you to *be* clever?

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Hadras: [chuckles evilly] Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest from your cold... dead... hands.
Norrington: [looks around, then tosses the empty chest into Hadras' hands] Here you go!

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Davey Jones: [after watching the Kraken devour Jack] Jack Sparrow... Our debt is settled.

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Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh!
Gibbs: For the love of mother and child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [Looking terrified] Nothing.

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Cotton's Parrot: [Squawk] Don't eat me! Don't eat me!
Will Turner: [looks bewildered] I'm not going to eat you!

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Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?

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Jack Sparrow: Hey fishface! Lose something? Look what I got. Come to negotiate eh, you slimy git?

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Jack Sparrow: You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me or you can mistrust him. Trust me.

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Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!

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Elizabeth Swann: Why doesn't your compass work?
Jack Sparrow: ...My compass works just fine.

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Gibbs: Mark me words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: A marriage interrupted... or fate intervenes?

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Captain Bellamy: Oh and, uh, she's probably naked.

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Ragetti: He's got me eye.

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Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rumpot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: ENOUGH!
[Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will]
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!

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Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

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Jack Sparrow: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbunkle?
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Ragetti: [balancing a shovel] I could join the circus!

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Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

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Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.
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Elizabeth Swann: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

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Davey Jones: Let them taste the triple guns.
Crewmember: Aye, Captain.

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Davey Jones: *I* am the sea.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The die is cast. I bid three twos.

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Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

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Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Crewmember: Keys... unlock... *things*?

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Elizabeth Swann: Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other!

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Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!

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Will Turner: What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma: What, indeed.
Gibbs: The sea...?
Pintel: Sums of a valuable nature?
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil...?
Jack Sparrow: A woman!

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Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

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Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there0- I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.

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Jack Sparrow: Where's it gone? Where's the thump-thump?

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Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.

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Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good.
Jack Sparrow: I know but it does me!

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Governor Weatherby Swann: Don't worry, we'll get you out of there. Now, where is that dog with the keys?

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Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me that you are troubled.

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Will Turner: If we can outrun them, we can take them. Let's turn around and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?

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Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.

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Davey Jones: Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No!

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Elizabeth Swann: James Norrington, what has the world done to you?

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Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner.
Will Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We came here for help and were not leaving without it
[to Tia]
Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you...

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Cotton's Bird: [squawk] Walk the plank! Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?

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Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
[pretends to faint]

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[last lines]
Barbossa: So tell me, what's become of my ship?

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Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES!

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Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The Bo'sun prides himself on being able to cleave flesh from bone with every strike of the lash.
Will Turner: What, so I'm supposed to think what you just did was an act of compassion?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Yes.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

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Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Gibbs: [to Will] Mind the boat.
Will Turner: [to Ragetti] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [to Marty] Mind the boat.
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton] Mind the boat.
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat]

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Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: ...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood? I mean, er... ink?

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Elizabeth Swann: [chains him to the ship] It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
[leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away]
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [smiles sorrowfully] Pirate.

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Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.

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Elizabeth Swann: You're a good man, Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]

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Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain nonetheless!

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Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!

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Jack Sparrow: Undead monkey. Top that!

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Ragetti: Salvaging is saving, in a manner of speaking.
Pintel: There's the truth of it!

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Will Turner: ...then I'll return here to marry you.
Elizabeth Swann: Properly.
Will Turner: Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.

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Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[shoots the monkey]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

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Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

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Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

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Gibbs: [as Jack steps onto the ship] Not quite according to plan...
Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.

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Will Turner: You look beautiful.
Elizabeth Swann: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.

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Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

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Lord Cutler Beckett: A certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!*
Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs... I feel sullied and unusual.

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Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against
[points to the sky]


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Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] Still rooting for you, mate!

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[repeated line]
Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.

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Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

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Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

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Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

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Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Time to go.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [to Jack Sparrow] You won't be able to talk your way out of this one.

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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

I had nothing else to put

I was reading a Disney Adventures magazine and there was a list of pirates and there nicknames and that sort of stuff. Jack Sparrow was listed and his nick name was Capitan Jack Sparrow. I was like "what that's his real name!!"

Memorable Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal .
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
Elizabeth: Very well. I'll drop it.
[dangles medallion over the sea]
Barbossa: Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
Elizabeth: It's what you've been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England .
Barbossa: Did ya, now?
Elizabeth: Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.
[it drops a bit, the pirates lunge forward]
Barbossa: No! Ah.
[chuckles]
Barbossa: You have a name, Missy?
Elizabeth: Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.
Barbossa: Miss Turner...?
[turns to face the pirates]
Pintel: Bootstrap.
Barbossa: And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom, perhaps?
Elizabeth: I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.
Barbossa: Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.
Elizabeth: [she hands it over] Our bargain?
[Barbossa walks away from her]
Bo'sun: Still the guns and stow 'em, Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.
Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren...
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner .

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[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]
Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.

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Murtogg: So, what we doin' again?
Mullroy: The pirates come out, unprepared and unawares. We catch 'em in a crossfire...send 'em down to see Old Hob.
Murtogg: I know *why* we're here. I mean, why aren't we doin' what--what Mr. Sparrow said? With the cannons and all?
Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.
Murtogg: [short pause; he turns to Mullroy] You don't think 'e was tellin' the truth?

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Pintel: [Pintel and Ragetti burst into the room] We know you're here, Poppet.
Ragetti: Poppet.
Pintel: Come out... and we promise we won't hurt you.
Ragetti: What?
Pintel: [smiles at Ragetti] We will find you, Poppet. You've got something of ours, and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.
Ragetti: Gold calls...
Pintel: [opens door of the closet] 'Ello, Poppet.
Elizabeth: Parley!
Ragetti: What?
Elizabeth: Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain.
Pintel: I know the code.
Elizabeth: If an adversary demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.
Ragetti: To blazes with the code.
Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she'll go without a fuss. We must honour the Code.

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Will Turner: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa: Don't dare impugn me honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
The Crew: Aye.
Barbossa: So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.
Jack Sparrow: I always liked you.
Bo'sun: Grr...
Elizabeth: Goes with your black heart.
Barbossa: Ooh, it's still warm.
The Crew: Off you go!; Come on!; Get on with it!
Bo'sun: Too long!
Jack Sparrow: I really rather hope we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
Jack Sparrow: I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps, you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
Jack Sparrow: The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.
Jack Sparrow: Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.

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Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

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Anamaria: You're daft, lady! You both are!
Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.

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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]

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Jack Sparrow: What's your name?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh?
Will Turner: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
[puts out his hand]
Will Turner: Agreed.
[they shake hands]

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[duelling with Jack, Barbossa suddenly throws away his sword]
Barbossa: You can't beat me, Jack!
[In reply, Jack stabs him with his sword. Barbossa simply sighs, pulls the blade out of his body and stabs Jack with it. He smiles as Jack totters - but is shocked when a shaft of moonlight turns Jack into a cursed skeleton of his former self... ]
Jack Sparrow: [examining his new form] That's interesting...
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa, an Aztec coin dancing on his fingers] I couldn't resist, mate...

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Jack Sparrow: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it...
[Will stares at him]
Jack Sparrow: ...and it's not a bad look, really...

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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

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Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

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[as they are attempting to commandeer the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship.
Will Turner: [lunges with his sword] AYE! AVAST!
[Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing]

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Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

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Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

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[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.



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Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

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Grapple: Say goodbye.
[a sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window]
Will Turner: Goodbye.

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Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
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[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake.
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

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Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
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[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

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Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
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Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

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Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

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Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?
[offers him an apple]

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Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will Turner: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.

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Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa: Yes, we know that one, anything else?

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Mr. Gibbs: Leverage, says you. I think I feel a change in the wind, says I.

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Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

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Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
Will Turner: I love you.

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Barbossa: You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

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[Elizabeth in rowing boat heading toward shore]
Elizabeth: Bloody Pirates.
[back aboard the Dauntless, Ragetti sees the Pearl sailing away]
Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?
Pintel: They're stealing our ship.
Ragetti: Bloody Pirates.

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[last lines]
Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]

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Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention.

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Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
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Harbormaster: Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

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Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

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Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably.

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Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

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Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

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Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

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Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

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Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.

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Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner: You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner: I can.
Jack Sparrow: Like that.

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Elizabeth: I had a dream about you last night.
Will Turner: About me?
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to c...
Elizabeth: About the day we met. Do you remember?

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Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of ye plunder.
Jack Sparrow: 15.
Barbossa: 40.
Jack Sparrow: 25.
Barbossa: [considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you the hat. A really BIG one... Commodore.

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Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
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Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

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Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...

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Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

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[Before Jack steals the Interceptor]
Norrington: That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.
[after Jack steals the Interceptor]
Officer: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
Norrington: So it would seem.

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Jack Sparrow: I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh.
[falls]
Jack Sparrow: When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.
Elizabeth: And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main.
Jack Sparrow: Not just the Spanish Main, luv. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.
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Will Turner: You knew my father.
Pintel: Old Bootstrap Bill? Aye, we knew 'im. Never sat well with ol' Bootstrap, what we did to Sparrow and all. That's why he sent a piece of the treasure off to you, as it were. He said that we deserved to be cursed... and remain cursed. A' course, that didnt sit too well with the captain.
Ragetti: No, that didn't sit to well with the cap'n at all... Tell 'im what Barbossa did.
Pintel: [angry] I'm telling the story. So, what Barbossa did is, he tied a cannon to Bootstrap's bootstraps.
Ragetti: [snickering quietly] Bootstrap's bootstraps...
Pintel: And the last we saw of ol' Bill Turner, he was sinkin' into the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones' Locker. Course, it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse.
Ragetti: Now that's what you'd call ironic.
Ragetti: [Ragetti and Pintel laugh]

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Elizabeth: I must tell him. The pirates, they cannot be killed.
Lt. Gillette: Don't worry, miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.

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[Barbossa leans in to slit Will's throat]
Jack Sparrow: You don't want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow: Your funeral.

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Governor Swann: Hang him.
Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons.
[Pulls up Jack's sleeve]
Norrington: Well, well, well Jack Sparrow, isn't it?
Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please sir.
Norrington: I don't see your ship, Captain.
Jack Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.

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[the other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave]
Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not?

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Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.

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[after breaking Jack out of jail]
Will Turner: Hurry, someone would have heard that.
Jack Sparrow: Not without my effects.

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Will Turner: I can get you out of here
Jack Sparrow: How's that... the key's run off.

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Norrington: Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.
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Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

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Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
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[Protesting Jack's arrest]
Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

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[Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest]
Barbossa: I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning on doing next?

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Pintel: 'Ello, poppet.

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Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

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Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

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Jack Sparrow: [upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean] Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can't swim.
[Jack looks at Murtogg... no he won't do either]
Jack Sparrow: Pride of the King's navy you are. Do not lose these.

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Mullroy: Not breathing.
Jack Sparrow: Move.
[Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water]
Mullroy: Never would have though of that.
Jack Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

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Elizabeth: You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.


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Elizabeth: I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

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[the Black Pearl is gone]
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: [wistfully proud] They done what's right by them. Can't expect more than that.

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Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.

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[Pintel and Ragetti are causing a distraction by wearing women's clothing while the pirates plan an attack]
Ragetti: Yoo-hoo.
Pintel: Stop it. I already feel like a fool.
Ragetti: Look nice, though.
Pintel: [Chuckles, then stops and becomes angry] I "LOOK NICE"?

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Governor Swann: Do pass my compliments on to your master.
Will Turner: I shall.
[pauses]
Will Turner: A craftsman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated.
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[shouting during severe storm]
Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not trying to find North, are we?

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Jack Sparrow: Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur,
[dog slinks away]
Jack Sparrow: no no no no no no no I didn't mean, I didn...
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Will Turner: [arriving back at the workshop, his boss is still fast asleep] Right where I left you.
[notices a hammer on the anvil]
Will Turner: Not where I left *you*.
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Mr. Gibbs: We should drop canvas, sir.
Jack Sparrow: She can hold a bit longer.
Mr. Gibbs: What's in your head, Captain, that puts you in such a fine mood?
Jack Sparrow: We're catching up.

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Jack Sparrow: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Mr. Gibbs: We figured they were more actual *guidelines*

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Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not *probable*.

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Barbossa: And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?
Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment.

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Elizabeth: [sighs] "... drink up me hearties, yo ho".
Jack Sparrow: What was that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: It's Miss Swann.
Jack Sparrow: Miss Swann.
Elizabeth: Nothing, it's just a song I learned as a child when I thought it would be fun to meet a real pirate.
Jack Sparrow: Let's hear it, then.
Elizabeth: No.
Jack Sparrow: Come on. We've got the time. Let's be having it.
Elizabeth: No. I'd need a lot more to drink.
Jack Sparrow: How much more?

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Lt. Gillette: This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
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Anamaria: It was a good plan... up till now.
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Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?